Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 16, 2011
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Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.
Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!
by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024
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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.
Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.
by DOfficial May 30, 2019
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cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.
My cock clock is usually about five minutes.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Afrodaddy's cock

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus
I went and visited Afrodaddy's cock
by NURSE HOLLY July 04, 2022
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my cock

Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples
by im am not straight June 18, 2022
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