Pull a DJ

When you fuck up so bad that your friends turn on you and piss on and take a shit on your car. When you fail at the last second and lose the game. When you hit on your best friend's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend. When you spread rumors (even true ones) about your friends the the detriment of said friends. When you cock-block friends repeatedly at a high level at a party. When you are so filled with jealousy that you must copy the actions of former friends. When you wreck your friend's car and refuse to pay for the damages. When you are too much of a douche to comprehend. When you do any of these things you are pulling a DJ.

Pull a DJ: You and your friend (let's call him DJ) are at Lake Havasu in Arizona for a college Spring Break Party. DJ pusses out at ever turn. Instead of socializing he tans on the beach. He refuses to party. But worst of all he cock blocks you so hard that your penis boomerangs back into your body.

by TheEmcee June 5, 2013

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

Pulling A Diego

Ruining a happy relationship , just to fail to keep the relationship with the girl you stole

Damn man, you about to pull a diego?, yeah man I’m pulling a diego

by ShortStack227 April 13, 2019

Gotta go pull a frasier

You gotta go poop

I gotta go pull a frasier

by Not all who wonder are lost January 25, 2022

He Pulled a Devin

When your in a Xbox party and you leave without saying goodbye or see you later

I see Devin in the party but he not talking that’s because he pulled a devin

by The pepperpicker March 23, 2019

pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks

What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie

by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013

Brown Pull

When you shit into your hands and then jack off using the shit as your lube

Eddie: "where's Glen gone"
Adam: "he's down in the toilets having a brown pull"

by Manson81 October 12, 2022