bitches gotta eat

a reply that sums up the serendipity & continuation of every day life; similar to: "that's the way the cookie crumbles" & "that's just the way things are".

John: I can't believe Ryan donated blood just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, bitches gotta eat.

by therealmagee December 8, 2014

bitch ass dude

an unworthy or untrustworthy person

Whatchu doin' at my house at 3 in tha mornin'? Jambabo you 'bout a bitch ass dude!

by Jambabo September 11, 2003

Obama Bitch-Slap

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.

Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.

by Bit Schlap Watcher July 30, 2009

bitch ass nigga

a nigga who thinks he is more than what he actually is, that whines and is a little girl and gets scared easily. Relies on other people.

"Yo,look at that bitch ass nigga sucking all there dicks."

by Jonny Boss December 26, 2005

The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

fuck a bitch up

The act of whipping a bitch ass to sleep!

I'm about to fuck a bitch up at 5:27am because I'm now having to endure all this senseless ass music and now the boring lame ass covers.

by Dat_Nigga06 November 16, 2013

lil bitty bitch

A person who gives into things.
Or does something nice to someone who done them wrong.

"Like most the dates I pay for them" Well that was your choice lil bitty bitch

by CookiesCookout February 23, 2017