When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
Get the Dirty-Dishedmug. by Sidy_widdy September 11, 2021
Get the Dirty Nassermug. When a girl who seems kinda innocent turns out to be kinky as hell and hardcore into BDSM. Might even ask to experiment gun play and have the barrel directed right in her mouth.
“Damn... I found out last night she was a Dirty Yorkis.”
“Man for real?”
“Yeah, into knives and everything.”
“Man for real?”
“Yeah, into knives and everything.”
by lucaaawyldeee May 10, 2020
Get the Dirty Yorkismug. When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."
by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012
Get the Hobo dirtymug. by phattywithabatty September 4, 2021
Get the dirty bettymug. When you constantly fuck your adoptive mother in the ass while eating buffalo wild wings and watching my little pony
by Hey.bro<3 October 27, 2021
Get the Dirty Lucillemug. A female with an unusual spelled name who most think is shy but she is a freaky ass personal cumslut in the bedroom.
She seemed so shy but she was a dirty Kaile when we got home and sucked my dick after I nutted in her asshole.
by BamaBoy187 November 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Kailemug.