by Lee/Ferg April 26, 2009
1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.
2. an expression of frustration
2. an expression of frustration
1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006
The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
by Devon Null July 11, 2006
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by Windows10Hater September 05, 2012
The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.
The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"
"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
by Ryan R L April 27, 2008
by lol-chickens February 18, 2014