by your favourite nigga December 23, 2020

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Guy 1: "Ayy bruh you smash jessica?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude she friendzoned me."
Guy 1: " Ahh shit nigga."
Guy 2: "Nah dude she friendzoned me."
Guy 1: " Ahh shit nigga."
by Da c0nman April 21, 2017

"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
by null793 September 25, 2015

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.
by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.
Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
by YAWA October 8, 2020

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
by stefan,luis January 24, 2009
