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Sex

When a man sticks his dick in a woman's pussy for pleasure and reproduction
Kate's boyfriend Fin was asleep next to her when he rolled over and cuddled her. But she knew something was different because she felt his dick against her ass. Rubbing her sides, he stuck his 12 inch dick in her. Kate let out a small moan. But suddenly, she realized he was going much harder and faster than before. Kate was almost screaming all while Fin Fucked her tight pussy hard and fast. Suddenly his dick slipped out but when he tried to put it back in, she shoved him to his back, getting on, and sticking it back in. She rode him for a while until he shoved her back down on his dick and held her there. Kate felt his dick throbbing as Fin moaned loudly. Kate got off and sat there on his bed balled up as cum dropped from her pussy. She was shaking and loved every bit of it. It was the best sex either of them had ever had.
by Kateybug July 10, 2022
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sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something
Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.
by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024
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Sex memes

The most basic and shittest form of memes that people would usually post on sites like reddit, tumblr, or porn websites that would usually end up unfunny 90 percent of the time. Typically by horny people who wished to be laid trying their very hard take at being funny by using sex topics to fill their desires, sometimes with incest, hentai, or groomer bait slapped on it.

Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.

Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:

Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:

"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"

*NICECOCK.PNG*

Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
by Kilroy wasn't here December 18, 2023
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Gay sauna sex

Since they were in a private school, Evan and Tanner’s locker room had a sauna in it, for boys that spent a lot of time working out or in sports. Luckily, this Wednesday was the day when there were no after school events scheduled. Despite this, Evan set Tanner down and locked the sauna door from the inside.
“It’s gonna be even more hot and steamy now,” said Tanner. Evan looked back at the tanned brunette to see he had laid down on his back on the bench of the sauna, with his legs spread wide in the air.
Evan’s eyes widened. Tanner was doing an almost perfect split, not to mention his dick and hole was in full display. His eyes filled with lust as he said “how are you doing that?”
“I did gymnastics for a few years, and I got really flexible,” replied Tanner. He smirked, then said “I can even fully suck my own dick.”
Evan looked weirdly more horny than he had two seconds ago. “Show me,” he said.
Tanner nodded, then stuck his head between his legs. Remembering that Evan was watching, he slowly licked around the tip of his dick and lightly kissed the top. He used his legs to push his head down a little more until he had the first 3 inches of his dick in his own mouth. He bobbed up and down for a while, making slurping noises while moaning. Evan was clearly turned on, because he was rock hard again and was stroking himself rather quickly. He was biting his lip and suppressing a loud moan.
Then Tanner brought his full dick into his mouth, and held it there for about 10 seconds before unfolding himself and looking up to Evan for approval. At that exact moment, Evan opened his mouth and moaned loudly, and shot all over Tanner’s chest. Tanner ran a finger along his chest, and licked the cum from his finger. “That tasted good, babe, but we have one more thing to do…” he said.
Tanner got on the sauna bench and bent over, face down ass up.
“Oh, fuck yeah” Evan said, walking over to position himself behind Tanner. “I don’t have a condom though.”
That’s fine,” Tanner said. “I want it raw. I want to feel you inside me. I want to feel your thick cock inside my tight little whore hole, fucking my brains out and making me scream.”
“Alright,” said Evan. “Slut. Get ready for me to absolutely rip your ass in half.”
“Go for it bitch.”
With that, Evan thrusted his entire length into Tanner’s ass, not even trying to ease his way into the ass fucking. Tanner didn’t feel much pain, because he had been practicing with *other things* for a while. Regardless, he let out a loud moan, and he drawled “fuck you feel good inside me. Go faster.”
Evan happily obliged, and began to thrust faster, and their balls started clapping together.
After a few minutes of them doing the sideways cha-cha, they both released whatever cum they had left and collapsed, Evan’s dick still inside Tanner.
“We gotta do that again.” they both agreed.
Gay sauna sex is the sequel to gay locker room sex.
by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024
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SEX

Is a sexual act
lets sex
by SagiriHimoto March 29, 2023
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sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014
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Sex

Person 1- Bro when was the last time you had sex?
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
by beyoncé October 13, 2022
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