National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.

“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him

by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National ask your crush out day

March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!

by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021

National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"

by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024

National A350 day

March 5

The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.

*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!

by reverse35k July 30, 2022