Dodge Cock

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.
"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."
by Fuzz Butt July 25, 2013
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Cock Hawk

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.

Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!

Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*

Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.

Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?

Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 August 12, 2015
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Aris Cock

Aris cock is so huge it lures females from every angle desperately wanting to suck on it.
She wanted to suck on aris cock but I was like nah bitch, suck on my nuts instead.
by ghjd1312 February 07, 2025
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alabama cock slam

During rough sexual intercourse you confuse ur date by calling her your sisters name .
Oh baby your so hot I want to give ya a Alabama cock slam ,
by Dubs_ December 04, 2013
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cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
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king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie
What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock
by Basedcrimzon January 20, 2024
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cock snooze

When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..
by Impento June 22, 2014
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