Pulling a Ferhat

The act of going into a trade with proper ta and a plan on managing your risks. Only to say 'screw it, I'm going all in' when you get annoyed by the first failed trades and ultimately fuck it up completely.

She: oh dear, why are you so sad
He: nothing
She: did you pull a ferhat again?
He: *rage quits and leaves the room*

Typical pulling a ferhat

by Sp0derman July 31, 2018

Pulling a Dean

To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.

Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"

by BobbyMarley28 August 2, 2019

Pulled a Kruziik

Hitting yourself in the forehead with a dildo

"Hahaha, he stuck a dildo to his own forehead..totally pulled a Kruziik"

by absolutelynotbec January 23, 2020

pulling an ian

When you're out with friends and suddenly disappear and are no where to be found

Hey, i think charles is pulling an ian!

by ttenbor May 2, 2015

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

Pulling a Salloum

When you leave a group of people without any prior or post notice.

What is he doing walking out the door quietly? I think he’s currently pulling a Salloum...

by TripleeJay October 27, 2019