Person 1: yo this song slaps
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!
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by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Condition allegedly experienced by humans the sole purpose of which is to facilitate procreation and nurturing alike, while for another thing it problematizes the selection of a potential mate. It also contributes to having people talk to large chunks of processed stones, whom they believe to be the ones they once used to know. Some even believe said stones to be responsive in the conversation. Generally confusing feeling, hard to digest. And although the Bible claims that "Love knows neither envy nor jealousy" (1 Corinthians 13:4), it actually is very likely to lead to this emotion. Hatred is the emotion one would truly feel no envy over.
A: I'm in love with him/her/them.
B: OMG! You gonna have kids?!
A: I think I love him/her/them...
B: Why won't you tell him/her/them?
A: Still not over my ex... But he's sweet.
A: I will always love you *lights candle on the gravestone*
B: ....
A: I love him/her/them but she's still about this guy...
B: Sorry to say, bro, but maybe you two are just not meant to be.
A: I love him/her/them.
B: No, I love him/her/them!
A: Grrrr....
B: Wrrrr...
A: I hate him/her/them.
B: I hate him/her/them too!
Both: Brothers!
B: OMG! You gonna have kids?!
A: I think I love him/her/them...
B: Why won't you tell him/her/them?
A: Still not over my ex... But he's sweet.
A: I will always love you *lights candle on the gravestone*
B: ....
A: I love him/her/them but she's still about this guy...
B: Sorry to say, bro, but maybe you two are just not meant to be.
A: I love him/her/them.
B: No, I love him/her/them!
A: Grrrr....
B: Wrrrr...
A: I hate him/her/them.
B: I hate him/her/them too!
Both: Brothers!
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by Sparcwr December 14, 2023
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"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
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