Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

Pulling a Helge

To not care about anything exept bathing.

Person 1: Come over and hang!
Person 2: No I just want to bathe!
Person 1: Haha you do be pulling a Helge.

by Grenschen November 11, 2022

Pulled an Owen

The act of closing your locker too early with important stuff still inside

Me: *Closes locker with ID still inside (needs ID)
Also Me: FUCK I DID IT AGAIN
Friend: Oh you Pulled an Owen? what a fkn tard you are

by DatBoiTommyD69 June 17, 2024

pull your own

go do somthing to your self and leave me alone

a teller of tell tales getting on your nerves an compelte fool a dim wit

by manky November 8, 2003

Pulling a Salloum

When you leave a group of people without any prior or post notice.

What is he doing walking out the door quietly? I think he’s currently pulling a Salloum...

by TripleeJay October 27, 2019

Pulling a Uly

When someone invites others to play a video game, sets a specific time to get online, and then doesn’t show up—without any notice or explanation.

We all logged on at 9 like he said, waited in the party for half an hour… no texts, no response. He is totally pulling a Uly

by Jro4130 May 24, 2025