One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations
Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.
Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!
Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!
by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

Roxy the dog is the most vulgar, foul-mouthed and insolent dog to walk the planet. She has sent countless messages of cyber-bullying and verbal abuse. Beware of roxy, she is not the type to become friends with.
by the_rabbit June 13, 2022

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by Armyhope June 13, 2022
