cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.

Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!

by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017

cock plug

a seller of cocks

I'm the cock plug. Got cock on deck, whatchu want?

by cockplug September 9, 2019

cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap

guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK

by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022

Cock

A mens dick

My boyfriend saw me sleeping with my shirt lifted up so he started to touch me later his cock was hard

Gopher also saw me fingering my pussy so he put away my hand and shoved his cock in

by Hi I’m a boring person March 7, 2022

Golden cock

Tutankhamen’ dick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 10, 2022

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Afrodaddy's cock

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus

I went and visited Afrodaddy's cock

by NURSE HOLLY July 4, 2022