Cock Judder

The intent to bring a man to ejaculation by implementing the act of rapid, uninterrupted mechanical hand motion.

Also, known as the unintentional movement's of the penis after ejaculation.

I gave this chick $25 for a Cock Judder the other day, It felt nice.

Yo dude, I just banged this chick and I've got the Cock Judders.

by RSMP May 2, 2022

Natty Cock

Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.

Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!

by Og washing Machine March 5, 2021

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Rotating Cock

when your cock starts rotating and you start floating into the air like a fucking helicopter

OH GOD I HAVE A ROTATING COCK OH FUCK
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)

by choco (real!) January 20, 2023

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.

Danny and Richard are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Cock Roach

Any man who throws his dick around to get women to pay his way. He can't do anything for himself except go house to house using other people to get what he wants.

Honey don't let that Cock Roach in your house, you'll have to call an exterminator to get him out!

by Vbwitch September 7, 2017