*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”
by Hope-less January 3, 2021
Get the Pine of the woodsmug. Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018
Get the Miss Woodmug. jack: hey bob wanna go in the wood´s tomorrow Bob: yeah but we already been everywhere i mean it is only but so big
jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller
jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller
by j_kellam November 25, 2019
Get the wood´smug. by Hwood015 April 6, 2020
Get the HAYDEN WOODmug. The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
Get the Wood Fistmug. The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"
A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
by stayblk August 12, 2011
Get the wood gluedmug. All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
Get the whittling woodmug.