i will end you

being squished to death

p1:can i go to the bathroom?
p2:i will end you

by mangotea March 7, 2009

willa

the coolest loser ever!!!

hula dancing with bunny ears

by the one letter guy April 4, 2005

willards

Random pubes left unattended.

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!

by Balls 06 May 22, 2006

will ferrell

Unbelievably hilarious comic who currently has the ability to say anything and make it funny.

Also famous for carrying the show Saturday Night Live on his back for several years.

Best skits include: Bad Doctor 1, Bad Doctor 2, Antibacterial Hamburger Helper commercial, Dissing Your Dog, Dog Show, George Bush, the H is O, Crossing Over, Morning Latte, Harry Carey, and of course Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton.

Starred in the movie Old School.

Man, Will Ferrell is a comic genius!

by cock! balls! November 8, 2003

boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

by Al October 27, 2003

willabeth

Romantic pairing of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.

The willabeth kiss in At World's End was so hot.

by Canadian Spic November 1, 2009

Will

Just a lad rlly. When ur freinds getting banged out at school he would just fukin Finnish his salt and vinegar crisps. And then YEET that mofo. He would just drop anyone who came his way, even if there was like 6 of them and they were older than him. He would just drop kick their asses to the fanny they came from. And whilst we’re on the subject of FANNYS, we should talk about Jamie Stanley. What kind of hoe likes dick is what I wanna know...

Typical gossiper“Did you see will BM those Jews at lunch?”
Some nerd: “nah but it sounded pretty lit”

by Aye o Bailey p the g July 18, 2018