jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.

I'm jog watching at the girls soccer practice.

by Max Bronson November 3, 2015

Watch

Stay awake for religious observance.

She watched entire nights in the church.

by Arminkshipper June 30, 2024

Not-watch

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."

by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013

Watch yo throat

Signalling or threatening someone to watch their back, because someone is out there to get them.

Jim: Yo, those shoes look goofy.
Donquavious III Jr: That ain't cool nigga, watch yo throat .

by Dashofliquor November 26, 2022

Thug Watch

when you go out with your girlfriends in the hood, specifically to mingle with the local men

"Giiiiiirl, you tryna thug watch in the town tonight?"

by Ayyyye408 May 9, 2018

It’s not gay if their men are watching

The expanded version of “it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.” It’s not gay if the two girls are doing lesbian stuff and their men are watching them do it.

Her: Idk if I can lick her pussy? Won’t that kinda be gay?
The boyfriends of the two girls: Nahhh you know what they say—it’s not gay if their men are watching.

by BillBrasky913 February 29, 2024

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people

Yup.

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025