Watch it

"Watch it! Watch it!" ~ Steven Crowder

Hym "Watch it or what, bitch? The only thing you're about to watch is half your money leave your bank account you fucking idiot! HA! You're going to watch your kids half the time! Or less after that fucking video! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

watch the tramcar please

some phrase that is always spat out of a speaker on a wildwood boardwalk tramcar. everyone hates it, but loves it

bob: yo dude how was wildwood?
joe: watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please

by quandledanle April 30, 2023

Watch the Stove

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.

Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023

Watch that Bitch Breathe

This phrase is used when one finds themselves in a situation of intense irritation by another party. The feeling is so intense that even the mere breathing of the aforementioned third party is considered infuriating.

Tom says, "I can't believe that she got employed."
Mike replies, "I know, right. Can't believe it either. It's like the company wants to employ idiotic people. I CAN'T STAND HER!"
Tom replies back, " Watch that bitch breathe ... "

by Red Hot Psaila Pepper December 11, 2023

I don’t watch movies

Codeword for men cruising for gay sex

I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.

by monotomgreen December 17, 2023

Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022