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Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012
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sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.
Anne did some sword watching at the park
by zaitz July 10, 2016
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I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™
So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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watch your ass

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"
by Alhind69 July 3, 2022
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Watch aprils live

On march 28 you go to aprils instagram and watch her live
Yo did you watch aprils live
by unknown 757484 March 28, 2020
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owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.
Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.
by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018
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Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl

phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.
After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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