Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night

by anonymous October 28, 2021

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Vampire Kiss

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2021

vampire

A vampire is someone who could come up to you, bite you and drink your blood from your neck.
I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).

I would love to be a vampire

by kakikakimakikaki October 31, 2020

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period

Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth

by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019

Vampire

The nickname you give the palest kid you know.

Random: Hey Vampire
Kid: Oh Hey:

by That one tall chick named Rae January 14, 2020

Sight Vampire

When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp

"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"

by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017