vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period

real men let their girl do the vampire facial

by captainpoggers May 2, 2024

Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.

"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."

by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024

Youth Vampires

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.

The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on

by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024

Energy Vampire

Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Fuck you too you fucking solipsist. Isn't it funny how people who surround themselves with sycophants and people on the payroll are always the self-appointed arbiters morality? Self appointed arbiters of good people and bad people but they're fucking solipsistic to the core. Like the role of other people in life is to be pleasant to they can "live their best life"

Hym "Yup, it's the energy vampires. Not the fucking solipsists who think they're fucking better than you. 'WhY aRe YoU tRyInG tO ComPeTe WiTh Me!? I'm JuSt TrYiNg To LiVe My LiTtLe SoLiPsItIc LiFe WiThOuT hAvInG tO fEeL bAd!' Can't ever be you, can it? Can't be you who is the piece of shit, can it? It's always somebody else. It's not the people trying to abscond other the solution to A.I. Not the people imposing schizophrenia. You don't ever have to do anything. It wouldn't ever be you 'BeCaUsE yOuR bEhAvIoR.' You're trash. Absolute garbo."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

Vampire Fangs

Eating someone out while on their period.

“I ate my girl out and she was on her period!”

“Bro you got your vampire fangs!”

by b a b y c a k e s February 26, 2024

vampire hunters three

one of the, if not, the best games ever made on roblox. features a wide variety of character customization tools like over 15 hairstyles (i think), a buncha different eye sizes/shapes, pupil colors, and even voices. nearly buggless, but not perfect, creating a great experience everytime you join. no this game doesn't suck, it's amazing

oh man, i just can't wait to go home and play some vampire hunters three all day

by oofman9009 March 26, 2024

Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex

Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.

by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024