twinkie defense

The stance or posture taken by a fat person when you try and take food from their plate.

"I tried to bum a fry from JoJo's plate and that fool struck a "twinkie defense"."

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Twinkie

A fat person who doesn't know it.

That kid over there is such a twinkie.

by Twinkyboy May 13, 2005

twinkie bitch

a gay person; a fagget. Someone who acts gay or is gay. t.b. is short for twinkie bitch

1) that guy wearing a dress is a Twinkie Bitch.
2) that TB just touched my ass.

by James Gonzales January 5, 2008

Kingston Tinkler

To receive oral sex from a female why she is urinating

Kyle got a crazy Kingston Tinkler from Jessica

by Miikka August 30, 2008

Twinkie

During intercourse, when the partner on the "receiving end" is about to deficate, the man inserts his penis into the anus, into the "loaf" and ejaculates, thus creating the "cream filling".

To prove to my girl I love her, I didn't get her pregers and give her a baby; I gave her a twinkie, instead.

by G_C_C August 22, 2008

rip van tinkle

the original smelly man of african descent

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Twinkletard

a white person who believes that somehow them, their friends, their family, or just white people in general deserve to be treated like special snowflakes.

"I'm white and it's hard being a white these days, like everybody hates us".
"Ugh Jimmy is such a twinkletard he doesn't understand how privileged he is it's honestly super sad, he's so uneducated".

by junelikesdudes June 15, 2020