Twat Swatter

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.

Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.

by JIP741 November 21, 2011

Twat Cap

A twat cap are caps which were originally worn by rappers and gangsters but have now been worn by hipsters, the caps are usually have an american basketball team logo or a baseball team logo, they usually make the wearer look like a twat

"Hey look at that Hipster with his twat cap"
"I really want a twat cap but its too mainstream now"

by the big nonse January 2, 2012

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012

Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.

*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"

by blackichan May 28, 2013

twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."

by ekoorbl October 20, 2013

twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times

Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot

by fukness December 24, 2013