Musical Chair

A girl that hangs out with a group of guys that keep her around because she sleeps with all of them

"Kelly is the musical chair, and it looks like it's Chris's turn"

by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014

Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.

someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.

by chair eater March 4, 2022

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

by Kylosis October 26, 2010

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023

Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.

He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.

by cottagecountry June 29, 2015

Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.

I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!

by Skwidiot May 9, 2023