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by acbedjfihkjmlonqpsrutwvyxz July 28, 2018

Theron

Theron’s are usually kind, funny guys who pay attention to detail. If they like you they’ll do chivalrous things. If they don’t they’ll treat you like one of the guys. These guys are also very athletic and usually like playing instruments!

Friend: Dang, Theron’s rocking that tuba.

Or
Friend: He looks like a Theron, go talk to him or I will!

by Longlegsmcgeeee October 10, 2018

Thongs

Australian flip flops

Mum: Oi grab ya thongs we’re heading off to the servo (service station)

by Littleaussiesheila August 6, 2018

Thongg

An e x p a n d e d thong that is used for thonging your friends.

Where did you put my thongg?

by Fuck Reese September 13, 2018

Theron

A Theron is an amazing person usually quiet and shy but getting to know a Theron would truly show itself as a loving, caring, and intelligent person

My boyfriend is such a Theron and I love him so much!❤

by Blue_haired_nerd December 12, 2018

theonia

a dope a$$ latin bitch who loves some good basium

oh my god that girl is such a theonia

by babyvesp December 17, 2018

Thong

Butt Flosser. A permanent wedgie that seems to be sexy by men.

“Damn, Lana’s thong is sexy as hell.”

“This thong might as well be a butt flosser.”

by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019