by Oneofmylargefriends August 31, 2017
Get the Zach mug.a guy bestfriend who can always make you laugh even in shitty and serious time he always loves to hangout with his friend and he is very much a dumbass and he is not skinny he likes to diss his friends alot but that just means he loves them he is also a very horney person and jacks off three times a day maybe even more
by pitbulls247 October 4, 2020
Get the zach mug.A dumb bitch who never appreciates you and when a new game comes out puts you out on the street for trash pick up .
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Get the Zach mug.by Ballsinyourjaws October 13, 2020
Get the Zach mug.There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
Get the Zach mug.Zach os the most Amazing person i had ever met..this was in the first yr of highschool.. he knew i was leaving so became nicer to me and with a smile he lights up the sun and everytime i think of them the momment im in is like whem everything stops and the world gets better..everyone liked him and he was always different in such a way that makes everyones heart grow golden daffodills..he always dresses well and sometimes its like he.s a prince FROM a fairytail...now i guess ill never see him again but draw all the time We spent even if it.s lame until i forget about everything Then love is just a shout to the void and that we.re all doomed. He always played with some people eho really needed help being the weired lower class people that gets bad marks in everything..zach is like JESUS but the shreck in Christmas
FUCK YOU ZACH ..REALLY..? U ACTUALLY THOUGHT THOSE SKITTLES WERE FOR U...IT WAD A JOKE...GUESS IT WASNT TO U
by Beckyou skidushit (๑‾᷅^‾᷅๑elmo January 15, 2020
Get the Zach mug.Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for 11 months and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
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