when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty

Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."

by von groovy June 6, 2019

Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020

i take things literally

i dont need to say anything, just look at the example

guy: this game is only played by people who have no life.
another guy: how would they if they are dead?

i take things literally

by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021

things that sound dirty but aren't

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis

I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't

by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008

one thing led to another

a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.

Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.

joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?

Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !

by Vito August 16, 2004

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.

For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER

by DFEET October 13, 2011