Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area

Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!

by WoodyWood36206 October 25, 2020

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel August 02, 2015

Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 27, 2015

Marlborough steamer

The act of smoking a cigarette while taking a dump.

I sat on the toilet and had a Marlborough steamer. It was heavenly.

by Rose Annap September 04, 2023

Dreamy steamer

When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.

Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.

by Big Rodboski October 06, 2019

Germantown Steamer

When you’ve been drinking and downing sausages and sauerkraut at Oktoberfest, drop throw right where you are and lay pipe, all without putting down your beer.

The dude at Gabe 6 just dropped a Germantown steamer.

by Capt Courageous September 10, 2018

Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024