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Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.
by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
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Carolina Steamer Remix

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but instead they shit on your face and you motorboat the butt cheeks after.
Sarah expected a Carolina Steamer, but she was surprised when I hit her with the Carolina Steamer Remix instead.
by DookieBraids June 30, 2021
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Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.
She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.
by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024
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Sal steamer

Where one preforms a skinning on a dog before using its bodily fluids as lube to munt the same dead dog. This potion is know as Sal's regiment. During this sex session (which may include multiple people using Sal's regiment to help slide into the dog corpse) they all preform Cleveland steamers on the dog.
My friend Hunter told me about the fun times at the diddy party. One of the planned activities included a Sal Steamer.
by Zarkzad November 1, 2024
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Coney Island steamer

Where a guy defecates on a hotdog and pleasures a girl with it.
Chad: I gave my girl a Coney Island steamer last night

Mike: Seek Christ
by Gameboss49 November 25, 2024
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