Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

by Meshies May 17, 2010

Snuggle Post

Generally used to describe people who give free hugs, but can be used to refer to anyone whose main purpose is to allow others to snuggle them. It can also be applied to inanimate objects made for snuggling, such as teddy bears and trees.

Brendan tried to push Cindy away, but she clung to him like he was a goddamn snuggle post.

by chessapphire1214 January 20, 2009

post up

A basketball term in which an offensive player pushes his ass into a defender in hopes to push the defender backwards. The goal is to get closer to the hoop and get a basket.

He better post up against lebron if you want to make a basket

by Naturecamper July 10, 2016

post pounder

A girls vagina

She slammed that post pounder right on me last night

by powerchocker July 18, 2017

post voltage

Absolute god and can spank WannaBeNuclear

Post Voltage is My dad

by poiouoiuyjghgdsdhgsgh September 13, 2018

Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.

Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!

by andimak2639 March 17, 2020

spam-post

A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.

Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."

by T-S&J-H March 27, 2017