Bloomin' Onion

An alternate name for an anal prolapse.

"I went to have anal with a gal in a taxi cab, but she had quite the bloomin' onion..."

by TheAnglerCh March 20, 2024

Ogres Are Onions

A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.

Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...

by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022

beefy onion

Gross moldy and squishy penis that catches you by surprise.

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017

Onionment

To apply ointment and become one with the onion

I'm very akin to onionment along with my fellow onion brethren.

by onionmenthol September 16, 2025

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.

Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)

by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022