Jesse is that type of person that might seem happy but deep down he's like a candle in the wind but he goes through life like everything is O.K because he's a Nisha, Savannah, Zack and a Chloe at he his side and with them there is not that they can't do then throw an Alonique and there you have a high school drama story
by Friendlyneighborhoodwhitegu May 27, 2019

Jesse is an amazing girl who loves people who don't get on her nerves! She's generally a nice person if your not getting on her nerves. She will help in anyway she can.
by NIKKIISAMAZ!! March 8, 2022

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016

Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers
Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021

by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018

Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him
Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss
Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023
