text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

by pm1960 May 26, 2010

.exe

a suffix used in names of scary games like sonic.exe

i played sally.exe. it was scary.

by hayshbir November 20, 2020

Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.

Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.

by its mum not mom u american shi August 16, 2020

Ex are ATE

A club for homosexuals.

Free and Woggy are my heros, i really belong in Xr8. Fancy a threesome?

by Xr8 Fanboy February 15, 2003

Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.

I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.

by Theyoutuber2001 October 22, 2018

That ex

The guy who you think you escaped then months later he texting your friends and family tryna get a reaction cz he a dumb ass fool with no friends and drug problems

Why the fuck THAT EX of yours texting me saying I got a fat ass, didn't you dump that piece of shot last year!

Damn girl Matthew mcconnahay is THAT EX that just won't quit!

by CAprincess January 14, 2015

Not-so-ex

When you had a thing with a guy/girl and the two of you were very close and were almost practically dating but for some reasons you never ended up putting a label on it.

-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!

-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...

by ZophSoph July 4, 2020