A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.
Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.
by CapGun July 01, 2011
An ugly, inconsiderately rude, prick of a man or woman who looks like they are in the transitional stages of a sex change.
Oh my gulosh Lexis, did you just see that "swamp donkin heesh" give you a dirty look?
Oh my gulosh Danielle, is that like a man or a woman?
Oh my gulosh Danielle, is that like a man or a woman?
by Lexis Baker & Danielle Green August 17, 2005
Delta Swamp Donkey is the name for the national business fraternity (club in reality) Delta Sigma Pi, due to the fact that this fraternity accepts women, many of whom are hideous swamp donkeys.
Dude I don't wanna go to that house man, it's gonna be a fucking Delta Swamp Donkey party. I just bought these shoes and I don't want some donkey to drip its swamp juice on them and fuck them up.
Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.
Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.
by grundlefishrage September 14, 2009
Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018
The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.
by JayAndNay September 20, 2012
swamp-ass-thing is a swamp creature with a million kids. he is divorced from mother nature. he love his swamp more than anythibg so dont do anything bad to it
by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021