The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
Get the Beached Whale Statusmug. by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011
Get the Tiger Woods Statusmug. by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020
Get the Big dick statusmug. Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.
Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
by cornmonster January 5, 2010
Get the Restless Status Syndromemug. by soapy pickle November 4, 2013
Get the facebook status whoremug. A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.
These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!
by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016
Get the Status Quo Bromug. When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012
Get the Birthday Card Statusmug.