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Hungry Penguin

Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.
They tried the Hungry Penguin yesterday at the park.
by Brancher June 13, 2023
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Squishy Penguin

1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

2. The sexual position.

3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.

2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.

3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010
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Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
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Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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islandic penguin

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.
me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.
by associatedwnyc August 5, 2009
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Penguin Server

A server on discord where people will try to start drama with you as well as attempt to press you out of the server
Join Penguin Server discord.me/penguin
by Penguin Server November 20, 2017
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