onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms
i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god
by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019
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Cheeky Onion

When a girl cuts a hole into an onion, proceeds to blindfold you and sucks your dick with said holed onion
Bro, this girl named Aine sucked my dick with an onion!! She called it a Cheeky Onion, and I'm so fucking confused why she did it!
by WeirdO_o April 05, 2018
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french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion
by Whales102 March 06, 2015
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Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.
You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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boneless onion ring

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.
Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.
by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023
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punched onion

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
by chudwilleatyourbaby October 23, 2018
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Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022
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