Millennial foot nap

When you use your phone while sitting on the toilet, and you’re there so long your elbows make your feet fall asleep.

Man, I was procrastinating going back to work in the bathroom and gave myself a millennial foot nap.

by RedViperBrando December 21, 2018

Fap N' Nap

When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.

Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.

by Fish21 May 10, 2016

Kid nap points

A term used to reward people for their likeability, and how much other people want to kid nap them, take them home and fuck them.

Dude, did you see Madison the other day in that skirt? Major kid nap points.

by Skky October 24, 2008

After high nap

After being high from smoking 2 or more blunts & your tired out of nowhere.

Maria smoked 3 blunts with her friends & now she’s high and taking a after high nap.

by Du Bose0130 June 10, 2019

East Four Nap

1. Having a Wank

2. Getting rid of the easy one so as to enhance one's abilities as a sex machine with inhuman stamina.

"Hey man, wanna play some Guitar Hero?"

"No thanks, man, I'm going to go take an East Four Nap for a bit..."

by Citizen of the Factory November 6, 2007

post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

by hyjack September 2, 2016

disco nap

A nap where you keep waking up because of a loud neighbor's music.

My nap turned into a disco nap when my next door neighbor took his new Ozzy Osbourne out for a spin.

by John Shaughnessy April 6, 2004