Cookie Monster

See Ja Rule.

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster

by G-Union May 6, 2003

cunt monster

noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.

My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.

by Madame Mame March 23, 2011

BANANA MONSTER

A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.

That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!

by blackbeltjones September 15, 2010

Vaj Monster

The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.

HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!

by Talbot a. Sanders February 18, 2009

Hood Monster

A girl that is extremely promiscuous. She knows she is and she uses sex to meet ends but is not a prostitute. She sluts herself around and usually ends up naked after a couple of beers.

"Dude, that girl in there giving that guy a lap dance is a slut!"
"I know, shes a Hood Monster!"

by Train505 May 19, 2010

monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014

like monster

An unusual person who likes things you put on facebook, and may or may not make you uncomfortable. If you're okay with it, then probably the term is used endearingly, otherwise it's used when full of hate. It's sort of like calling someone a tickle monster.

Stacy liked all my pictures of me and my cat
Awwh what a like monster!

Bob from work liked the picture of my cat...
Seriously?! WHAT A LIKE MONSTER.

by evanhasmachines December 11, 2011