An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019
Get the Lewismug. 
Get the lewismug. Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.
by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020
Get the Lewis Whitehousemug. A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022
Get the A Lewis Poonmug. A sexy man who can have every lady he wants but he is very loyal and you should respect and appreciate him. He is a down to earth chill guy who keeps himself to himself and is the bested Freind you could ever had
by Lewis is FIT!!!!! December 7, 2021
Get the Lewismug. The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021
Get the Lewismug.