by Jizzo Fortanel May 30, 2005
In front of a crowd, ask if they have ever seen the donkey dance, when they say no, let them know you will show them, turn around drop pants and underwear spread legs accordingly, then proceed to swing testies and dick back and forth smackin your ass, while hee-haaw-ing!!
by jimmy haynes January 31, 2008
When a guy is sticking his penis into a girl's asshole which is anal sex and the girl is screaming HEEHAW HEEHAW
by SexMaster123 November 03, 2013
During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.
by Old McJeezy's Jizz November 16, 2007
by elfeicho August 23, 2009
Out of control, freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or significant other before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.
by RIGHTWINGJOE April 04, 2011
by Mr. SnowmanPants September 08, 2011