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chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
mugGet the chain lettermug.

Chain

1. noun
A chain is a serial assembly of connected pieces, called links, typically made of metal, with an overall character similar to that of a rope in that it is flexible and curved in compression but linear, rigid, and load-bearing in tension. A chain may consist of two or more links. Chains can be classified by their design, which can be dictated by their use:

Those designed for lifting, such as when used with a hoist; for pulling; or for securing, such as with a bicycle lock, have links that are torus shaped, which make the chain flexible in two dimensions (the fixed third dimension being a chain's length). Small chains serving as jewelry are a mostly decorative analog of such types.
Those designed for transferring power in machines have links designed to mesh with the teeth of the sprockets of the machine and are flexible in only one dimension. They are known as roller chains, though there are also non-roller chains such as blockchain.
Two distinct chains can be connected using a quick link, carabiner, shackle, or clevis. The load can be transferred from a chain to another object by a chain stopper

2. noun
a sequence of items of the same type forming a line.

3. verb.
fasten or secure with a chain.
"The bike was locked with a heavy chain."

"He wears a gold chain."

"I lost my key chain."

"The chain of racket in New York is going down when Fenton Hardy gets the evidence"
mugGet the Chainmug.

lil chains

Some dumb ass who grew up on the west side and was associated with slobs and crips
by JcriPdog December 7, 2017
mugGet the lil chainsmug.

chain chewing

The act of taking the gum you are chewing (presumably used up) and putting it in the wrapper of the new piece of gum you are about to consume. This repeats itself until the supply of gum is exhausted.
Man alive, I was so shook up while taking the SAT, I was chain chewing the whole time! But I gave a supervisor a piece, he said he would put in a good word for me.
by /\/\AX |-|EADROOM April 24, 2019
mugGet the chain chewingmug.

Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.
Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.
by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024
mugGet the Just another link in my sausage chainmug.

Chain p9

It is a group sex act where everyone is performing oral on one another in a continuos chain. It can also be referred to as chain 69 (69 doesn't make a chain though). The anatomy lines up if you p9 in a chain.

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9
p
9
Let's all chain p9 each other.
by Dick bomb July 29, 2014
mugGet the Chain p9mug.

Lucky ball and chain

Usually referred to as a wife who has been around a long time.
A wife keeping you from doing other things.
Sorry can’t go to the bar tonight, my lucky ball and chain and I are having dinner at her parents place tonight.
by Hacquer July 21, 2022
mugGet the Lucky ball and chainmug.

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