Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

by not_JESUS December 5, 2012

take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

by anonymous May 31, 2015

Take My Aids!

This is what you scream at the women who is giving you a blowjob and you are about to bust a nut in her mouth.

Jane: *penis sucking noises*

Paul: Take My Aids!

by The Dad You Never Had! May 7, 2016

Take a grizzly adams

To take a dump in the outdoors without any toilet paper or anything else to wipe with.

I was driving down the road and had to jump out to take a grizzly adams in the bushes.

by Elements have July 8, 2016

Take the plants to the curb

To go sell weed or drugs

I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills

by SwagMafia July 15, 2016

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017