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Asperger Syndrome

A very real condition which a person may be born with. "Symptoms" include lack of social skills, and difficulty reading/understanding social "cues", body language, &c, difficulty forming and maintaining friendships and relationships, and the like. However, it affects people in different ways. Some (such as me) may well "grow out" of it, and ultimately the "disorder" becomes less obvious in the social environment, in which case it's best described as a retardation of social development. However, others fare less well and suffer lifelong problems as a result of the condition.

Other characteristics may include higher than average intelligence and vocabulary, and ultimately a tendency to see the world a different way, which can be scary to some neurotypicals.

It's a difference I have had to cope with all my life, having been diagnosed at the age of 7 and has caused me real difficulties in life (and to a certain degree, still does). I am not the only one it causes real difficulty to; indeed there is growing awareness of the problems faced by people with autistic-spectrum disorders, however some people seem to think the disorder is somehow "fake" or "not real" (I refer of course to some of the other definitions posted on here).

However, this does not bother me, rather it amuses me that a group of fat, comfortable individuals with time on their hands to spend posting ill-informed, pig-ignorant, and sometimes downright illiterate definitions on UD seem to think that their opinion somehow matters more than that of the world's smartest and most experienced people in the field of psychiatry.
I have Asperger Syndrome. This does not make me better than you, nor does it make me worse. It just makes me different. I am a person, not a puzzle
by Zarathustratosphere May 23, 2009
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tall man syndrome

Tall man syndrome is when you show of in front of people younger or smaller than you.
I could kick your ass im stronger than you.
That's tall man syndrome.
by Dr.matham May 3, 2014
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Fazbear Syndrome

Something that tries to become popular simply by following a popular things method. Often also involves marketing for children and not having any love put into it, being made purely for profit. Originates from a video by YouTuber Daggz on Horror Games for Kids.
Person 1 “Poppy Playtime was really just made entirely for money”
Person 2 “Yeah it really has Fazbear Syndrome”
by UnEthica March 3, 2022
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Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.
this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.
by earpuller April 27, 2006
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Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS)

Diagnosis,based on Harrison Ford's self-centered character in the movie"Regarding Henry," who goes out to buy cigarettes from a liquor shop, gets shot in the head, recovers and becomes a much nicer person upon recovery. A bullet to the head sometimes improves a nasty personality.
Lars: "My boss use to tell me that if I didn't pick-up his dry cleaning before work that I couldn't take my lunch hour.He got in a bike accident a month ago, and now he's like my best friend--- Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS)!

You: "Duh."
by Jangaard May 22, 2010
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Saint-Just-ness Syndrome

A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.

Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.
Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!

Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.
by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
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Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"
by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011
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