SYMPATHETIC SLAVE

A SLAVE TO THE HUMAN RACE, BUT TRYS TO HELP IT'S MASTERS. ONE WHO HAS BEEN BEATEN AND ABUSED BUT STILL SHOWS COMPASSION TOWARDS OTHERS. SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN SOCIETY WITH SOCIETY BUT CARES TO MAKE CHANGES FROM THE INSIDE OF SOCIETY. A EXPIREMENTAL GROUP FROM MINNESOTA.

JESUS CHRIST WAS A SYMPATHETIC SLAVE AS HIS COMPASSION WAS THERE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS BEATEN AND PERSECUTED.

by osiron August 7, 2008

To sympathize on

Verb: The act of ejaculating on a person's face in order to display sympathy, or interest in said person.
Synonyms include: Cum on, Ejaculate, Jerk off, Jack off.

"Man, that girl is hot as hell. I'd like to sympathize on her all night long."

"Poor Misty. She looks like she has had a bad day at work. Maybe I'll go over to her house later and sympathize on her."

by Nabil May 14, 2006

jessica simpson

A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!

She's a jessica simpson

by Kaleema February 28, 2005

jessica simpson

a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.

you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!

by ashlee November 10, 2004

Marge Simpson

Stupid-ass bitch who has the worst voice ever, ruins almost every single Simpson episode, and basically is shit. All day long.

Marge Simpson, with the most raspy, shitty voice: "Homie, stop doing that entertaining and funny thing, and come here to be pussy-whipped, etc."

by Marge hater December 28, 2005

semps

a typical goon, known for touching other guys with authority and no regards for there values. Loves spending money on every1 and everythign and will do anything to get in a pair of granny panties. Typically as ugly as macnamee.

If I were a semps, id put myself 2 sleep.

by MikeMalone September 3, 2006

Blo-J Simpson

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.

Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night

by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011