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switchblade

n., a knife with a blade that can be deployed by depressing a button, switch, or hidden mechanism. Switch-blade knives
vary in design; some deploy the blade in a linear fashion from the handle ("out the front") while others swing a blade
out in an arc from the side of the knife handle ("side opener").

Switch-blade or "automatic" knives vary
in legality from region to region. Gang
use of such knives in the American 1950s
prompted bans on such knives in several states that remain in force today.

Switch-blade knives are illegal in some
nations, such as Canada.

The term "automatic knife" has replaced
"switch-blade" in some knife collector
circles when describing modern designs.

Also "switch-blade".
He drew a switchblade knife from his pocket, and it snapped open with a report.
switchblade by T.D. January 20, 2003
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sitchiation 

just slang for a bad situation ; a problem
"That girl is spreading rumors about me."
"We have a sitchiation."
sitchiation by tatpm May 6, 2008

Switched On 

To be in the zone and focused on a task or during an event. People put in stressful situation who are rolling with the punches and not getting hung up on things are switched on. First responders, military personel and those who deal with dangerous and stressful situations are known to become "switched on" when faced with an event.
"This looks like a pretty bad car accident, get switched on."
Switched On by aneumann May 27, 2017

DP Sitch 

a DP Situation is when one has a 'Discharge Party' in one's pants...

The cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:

(a) Seeing a hot guy*.
(b) Thinking about a hot guy*.
(c) Perving on a hot guy*.
(d) Post sex DPness**.
(e) General DPness**.

* or girl - whatever tickles your fancy.
** this is not STD related.
Oh my god that guy is a total DP Sitch.

I'm having a DP Situation.
DP Sitch by Olivia the Great I September 12, 2010

switchblade

a switchblade is a homeless or sketchy looking individual
they are called switchblades because they look like they might be carrying one on them
never approach a switchblade unless you have one currently in your left secret jacket pocket

switchblades are almost always smaller than 2 inches never above
holy shit that person looks like a switchblade!
switchblade by C-man+2=C-men February 6, 2023

its_switched

Abseloute chad from twitter
hey I'm its_switched
Holy shit you're so epic
its_switched by BurnoutBiker September 20, 2020

skitchslap 

(v) skitchslap: the act of denigrating something by annotating a screenshot or image of it, using skitch.
See also skitch slap
“Man, my CSS didn’t work in IE7 - got majorly skitchslapped for it”.
skitchslap by Nick Pellow April 25, 2008