Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

suicidal hair

When hair is feeling depressed and wants to kill itself

My hair is suicidal, it is suicidal hair

by Jeff69420 April 21, 2018

Suicide Roach

A roach that crawls toward you to see if it will get smashed.

"Woah smash it. That suicide roach is taunting you."

by KyshwnCrpntr February 17, 2015

Child suicide

A child committing suicide

Does this have a similar definition to like child labor child support child abuse child neglect child abandonment child murder child stripper child marriage child rape child pornography child prostitution

Is that child suicide that I witnessed?

by 459395 February 22, 2022

Suicide chicken

A combination of the suicide jerk, and dick chicken, (it is also a male only game) the game goes as follows: whilst in your room, in your parents house, you pull out your dick and stand in front of the door, you then yell "MUM!" or "DAD!". Once they enter, you must stare at them, and if your dick moves, within 1 minute, then you will be ridiculed as an "Alabamian" for 2 hours.

"Bro, I played suicide chicken and I barely made it to 1 minute, it was intense."

by Informative memer March 9, 2020

Suicidal Dropkick

A dropkick so destructive and devastating that when you kick its so powerful it rips you right in half.

Use the Suicidal Dropkick right now, not right now but rate now.

by spatenoptimator January 5, 2012

Suicide sext

Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it

My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasn’t able to delete the suicide sext I sent her

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020