Dungeon Dad

A term given to people who choose to live their life in correlation to mein furher, Josef Fritzl (A famous Austrian man who is renowned for his sick behaviour.)
to utilise these tactics you much commit seven counts of incest with your daughter in your houses basement, without your wife being any the wiser.
Me: Hey man, wanna utilise 'Dungeon Dad' tactics on our respective daughters?
You: Awww yeah!
by A plethora of stray mahouts November 03, 2009
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A real dad

A Dad is a person
who is loving and kind,
And often he knows
what you have on your mind.
He’s someone who listens,
suggests, and defends.
A dad can be one
of your very best friends!
He’s proud of your triumphs,
but when things go wrong,
A dad can be patient
and helpful and strong
In all that you do,
a dad’s love plays a part.
There’s always a place for him
deep in your heart.
And each year that passes,
you’re even more glad,
More grateful and proud
just to call him your dad!
Thank you, Dad…
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 04, 2019
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Pickle Dad

A dad who supplies his kids with plenty of pickles for a life time.
You see him over there?
Yeah.
He’s a pickle dad.
by JamesEP January 19, 2018
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best dad

Gay

Fag

Stupid

Idiotic

Drunk

Hippy
I have the best dad
by Savage kid 69 July 05, 2017
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dad salad

a combination of cum, shit and lube
yo i had a dad salad last night !
by gossipgirl1232 April 18, 2017
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dad up

To fulfill your responsibilities as a father, despite your insecurities or level of parenting experience.

Derived from the phrase “man up” meaning be strong, take control of the situation, without complaint or regret.
Bob: Margie is going out of town this week and I’ll have the kids all by myself. I don’t know what I’m going to do.

Tom: Come on Bob, dad up. You know you can do it.
by DondoJeff April 11, 2010
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Dad Hair

Dad Hair is hair that is (ideally) abundant and fluffy and washed perhaps too many times; can be thick or thin so long as hair covers at least 60 percent of the scalp; usually light brown in color. Girls find Dad Hair to be quite attractive, although this is not talked much about in society, small circles of men do in fact know that this IS a thing. Dad Hair has the classic look that provides a feeling of sexual, and emotional comfort to a potential mate. It adds a carefree yet pensive quality to a man's demeanor.
Dude 1: Dude your fuckin Dad Hair is killin it right now. Killin it with the Dad Hair right now man.

Dude 2: Thanks Brah. I'm actually not actively trying to have this hair, that's the first step in having good Dad Hair, just wash, dry, and go.

Dude 1: Noice
by that\college\connect March 01, 2015
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