While a woman lies naked on the floor, a man covers her in seafood bi-product (clam, oyster, lobster or crab shells, shrimp tails, etc.) she then rubs them on her torso, while the guy stands over her masturbating. when he climaxes, he yells "and there's the tarter sauce bitch"
Last night we had take out from Shells, and afterwards Nancy got on the floor for a Nantucket Steamer
by spaceplans September 5, 2007
Get the Nantucket Steamer mug.Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
by Pico March 4, 2004
Get the Steaming Burrito mug.When performing anal sex in the doggy style position and the anus becomes loose, you stick a lit cigarette to the back of the female's neck to tighten the anal sphincter back to an acceptable level.
Man, we had been going at it pretty rough and her ass was starting to get wallowed out so i had to pull a Harrisonburg Steamer.
by bpyke October 2, 2011
Get the Harrisonburg Steamer mug.When you and your partner are laying next to each other, and one of you RANDOMLY roll over the other person while slowly saying STEAM ROLLER!
This is not sexual, nor does it involve drugs, this does Not have to be done by couples. Just the randomness and slow words "steam roller" make's the whole thing funny.
This is not sexual, nor does it involve drugs, this does Not have to be done by couples. Just the randomness and slow words "steam roller" make's the whole thing funny.
Man I don't get it..... We were just quietly watching a movie and she Just Randomly starts saying "STEAM ROLLER" and started rolling over me Back and forth! Man I laughed!
Man I tell you I woke up great this morning Traci came over and woke me up by steam rollering me! I woke up like WTF! Then I realized I was stream rolled! Man I love waking up laughing -
See that girl over there sun tanning you should totally go steam roll her!
Man I tell you I woke up great this morning Traci came over and woke me up by steam rollering me! I woke up like WTF! Then I realized I was stream rolled! Man I love waking up laughing -
See that girl over there sun tanning you should totally go steam roll her!
by YourBRIBRI October 5, 2010
Get the Steam Roller mug.Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Philadelphia Steamer is the sexual act performed when someone milks a mans prostate (or fingers a mans asshole) untill he has an orgasm, at which point he jizzes, commonly out of his asshole, onto a womans chest. He then rocks back and forth like a steam roller to rub it all over her.
James never thought he would enjoy it, but after Judy gave him his first Philadelphia Steamer he started begging for one every night.
by C.A.P. January 30, 2008
Get the Philadelphia Steamer mug.by pfunkk May 13, 2008
Get the Cleveland steamer mug.It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)
She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.
by Charles Ulysess Farley September 15, 2005
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