standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023

Stand on business

To stand your ground, not let your guard down, not give in to pressure, not get distracted. Many women use it to refer to keeping your standards up and honoring their boundaries, often when feeling hormonal, lovesick, or temporarily attracted to someone.

“How tf am I supposed to stand on business with this man while I’m ovulating???”
“Girl, he apologized and wants a second chance! But I saw him making out with Susie last night, so I’m definitely standing on business.”
“Stand on business! Don’t be desperate!”

by NikkiNinetyEight November 27, 2023

standing on business

someone who stand their ground, or does what they said they’d do.

“she was standing on business.”

by burntseals December 3, 2023

Hotdog Stand

The Liam DOM.

My mom was a hotdog, my dad was a stand, what did you expect?

Person: I’m hungry

Liam: (nasally chuckle) I’m a hotdog stand!

by I’m A Hotdog Stand December 4, 2023

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017